I feel for Hayate Ayasaki in Hayate the Combat Butler, been in similar (less extreme) situations as him as far as his debt and misfortune go, also i HAVE had extreme misunderstandings with some women in the past, that were worse than Hayate's misunderstandings (he's lucky he's never had a woman he's never met before in his life come up to him and slap him in the face and start yelling at him in a public place for "humiliating her and her friend")